THEOREME-1: A Meeting of Mwahs

Subcommittee on Unlikely Theories

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Blerg is a Kraken
• Item 2: Time Traveling Socks are Real
• Item 3: The Meaning of Life is Pajamas

Presented by Chairperson, Zorvath, Esq.

Attendees:

• Zorvath, Esq.
• Squonk, Honorary Chairperson
• Ronald the Robot

Next Meeting: THEOREME-2: The Blerg is a Kraken