Meeting the Theoreme 2: The Blerg is a Kraken!

In which the Committee of Conundrums convenes to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: The Blerg.

The Blerg, a mystical creature of unending proportions, has been terrorizing our shores for centuries. Its tentacles of confusion have ensnared the minds of the unwary, leaving them lost in a sea of uncertainty.

But fear not, brave members of the Committee! For we have assembled the greatest minds in the land to tackle this behemoth of bother.

Today's agenda includes:

Item 1: "The Blerg's Tentacles of Terror: A Study in Confusion"
Item 2: "A Brief History of the Blerg's Baffling Behavior"
Item 3: "Theoretical Frameworks for Taming the Blerg"

And for your viewing pleasure, we present to you the minutes of our previous meeting, Meeting the Theoreme 1: The Blerg is a Blob.

Next Meeting: The Theoreme 3: The Blerg is a Komos Minutes of Meeting Theoreme 3: The Blerg is a Groggle Back to Meeting Theoreme 2: The Blerg is a Kraken!