As we gather 'round the conference table, we find ourselves face-to-face with the Blerg's unyielding grasp. Theories abound, but the truth is clear: the Blerg's influence is omnipotent, and we are but mere pawns in its cosmic game.
The Blerg's Infinite Loop posits that the Blerg's influence is so vast and all-encompassing that it creates a closed timelike system, where every event is a direct result of the Blerg's actions. It's a bit like a never-ending game of billiards, where the cue ball is the Blerg's unyielding will.
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