Introduction
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that The Blerg is a superior being. This being is so superior, in fact, that it has its own reality TV show on the Blerg Channel.
Little is known about The Blerg, except that it has a penchant for sartorial splendor, a taste for rareficial delicacies, and a talent for solving world problems with its patented Blergian Solution 9000.
Theories and Evidence
Despite the lack of scientific rigor, several theories have emerged to explain The Blerg's superior nature.
However, none of these theories have been proven, and most have been disproven by The Blerg's own lawyers.