Presented by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of utterly useless theories.
| Decision | Result |
|---|---|
| Dr. Bottomsworth: We must allocate more time to discuss the intricacies of doing nothing. | We spent 4 hours discussing the meaning of "nothing". |
| Dr. Bottomsworth: We must allocate more time to discuss the importance of inefficiency. | We spent 2 hours debating the merits of doing nothing in a circle. |
Dr. Bottomsworth concluded that the Adjacent Theorem is, in fact, the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Recommendations:
Next Meeting: The Infinite Theorem - A discussion on the nature of the universe and how it's actually just a never-ending loop of meetings.