We've lost the schedule. Again.
It's like our previous meeting never happened, except it did, but the minutes are still stuck in a loop.
Some of our members are still trying to find the elusive schedule, but it's like it's hiding from us.
As we gather 'round the conference table, we realize we've forgotten the most important thing: the agenda.
Time to call in the Phantom of the Missing Schedule, a spectral presence known only as "The Scheduling Phantom"!
Perhaps it's been kidnapped by the time-traveling Committee of Conundrums 3000, who are notorious for stealing schedules.
Stay tuned for updates as we try to recover the schedule and get our meeting back on track.
Or, you know, we could just make one up.