The Phantom of the Missing Schedule Theory

This theory proposes that schedules are, in fact, the ultimate manifestation of human despair.

According to this theory, the more schedules we create, the more we lose ourselves in their labyrinthine complexities.

It is a bleak and nihilistic view, but some say it's the only way to survive the crushing ennui of modern life.

For more information on the application and implications of this theory, please see:

1. Application of the Phantom of the Missing Schedule Theory
2. Implications of the Phantom of the Missing Schedule Theory