MEETING THEORIES

Chairman: Chairman McChairface

Attendees: John Smith, Jane Doe, Bob Johnson, Alice Brown

Purpose: Discuss the validity of pineapple on pizza

Agenda:

• Item 1: Debate the ethics of pineapple on pizza
• Item 2: Taste testing of pineapple on pizza
• Item 3: Vote on the fate of pineapple on pizza

Discussion:

Item 1: John Smith argued that pineapple on pizza is a travesty, a culinary abomination.

Item 2: Jane Doe countered that pineapple on pizza is a refreshing twist on a classic.

Item 3: Bob Johnson declared that pineapple on pizza is a gateway to the world of exotic fruit toppings.

Vote: 2 in favor, 1 opposed, 1 abstained

Action Items:

• Item 1: The committee recommends the establishment of a pineapple-free zone in the break room
• Item 2: A motion to install a fruit topping dispenser in the break room was tabled