MEETING THEOREME-5: THE HERESY

WHEREIN, WE, THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS, SHALL DISCUSS THE THEOREME-5, ALSO KNOWN AS THE HERESY, A DOCUMENT SO HEINOUS, SO REPRESSIVE, SO FULL OF BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE, IT MAKES ONE QUESTION THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE.

AGENDA:

• POINT 1: THE HERESY IS A HERESY
• POINT 2: THE HERESY IS A LEGAL DOCUMENT
• POINT 3: THE HERESY IS A SCAM

MEMBERS PRESENT:

• ROBERT ODUm
• BARBARA BUREAUCRATICUS
• ALBERT HERESYUS

DECISIONS:

• DECISION 1: THE HERESY IS CANCELLED
• DECISION 2: WE SHOULD RE-READ THE HERESY AGAIN
• DECISION 3: HERESY IS A BAD WORD

ADJOURNMENT:

The meeting has been adjourned due to the overwhelming sense of dread and foreboding emanating from the presence of THE HERESY.