Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' most esteemed meeting, where we gather to discuss the theory that will finally put an end to all the pointless debates about nothing.
The meeting is being held in a secret underground bunker, hidden beneath a disused theme park, because why not?
Our special guest speaker, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, will be presenting his groundbreaking research on "The Theory of Sudden Onset Nihilism" which promises to revolutionize the field of existential dread.
But wait, there's more! We also have a special performance by the world-renowned "Committee of Conundrums' Own" jazz ensemble, playing their hit single, "The Blues of the Abyss".
Don't miss out on the chance to meet the other esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, including:
- Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth - Expert in the fields of Overthinking and Analysis Paralysis
- Balthazar McSnazz - Specialist in the art of Identity Crisis
- Zephyr Wystan - Theorist extraordinaire in the field of Unnecessary Complexity
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to bring your lunch, because this meeting is going to be a long one!