Minutes of Meeting 341: Committee of Conundrums

Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Discussion: The committee discussed the recent disappearance of 37 socks from the meeting room's laundry basket.

• Member 1: "I saw someone lurking around the laundry room around 8:00 AM."
• Member 2: "I think it's a plot by the sock goblins."
• Chairperson: "We'll look into it."

Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Discussion: The committee debated the theft of the meeting room's donut box.

• Member 3: "I think it was a member of the rival committee."
• Member 4: "No, no, it was the janitor."
• Secretary: "We'll never find the truth."

Action Items:

• Investigate the sock conspiracy further.
• Replace the donuts.
• Install security cameras in the meeting room.