Present: Chairperson B. P. Nutmeg, Secretary W. E. Sceptre, Members A. J. Puzzle, C. D. Riddle, and D. E. Enigma.

Apologies: None.

Action 1: A. J. Puzzle proposed the idea of creating a time machine to solve the world's most pressing conundrums. C. D. Riddle seconded the motion. Discussion ensued, with W. E. Sceptre expressing concerns about paradoxes and potential disruptions to the space-time continuum.

• A. J. Puzzle: "We must think outside the box, or in this case, the timestream!"
• C. D. Riddle: "Agreed. But what about the grandfather clause?"
• W. E. Sceptre: "I still don't like it. We're not even sure what we're trying to fix."

Action 2: D. E. Enigma suggested a more practical approach, proposing a "conundrum jar" where we just throw all our problems into a large container and let them sort themselves out. A. J. Puzzle and C. D. Riddle were unimpressed, but W. E. Sceptre saw some merit in it.

• D. E. Enigma: "It's not a bad idea, really. Just think about it."
• A. J. Puzzle: "No. Just no."
• C. D. Riddle: "I'll consider it."