We, the Committee of Conundrums, have convened to discuss the most pressing issues of our time. And by "pressing issues," we mean the ones we're not entirely sure we understand.
Our meeting is being held in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room, where the air is thick with uncertainty. It's a bit like trying to find your way through a crowded cocktail party, but with more existential dread.
We invite you to join us, but be warned: once you enter our realm, you may never leave.
Or, at the very least, you may never figure out what we're talking about.