After years of debate and discussion, the Committee of Conundrums has finally settled on the OMEGA Theory: the definitive solution to every problem, the answer to every question, and the end to all debate. It's the one thing that will finally bring order to our chaotic, illogical world.
According to the OMEGA Theory, everything is, in fact, a toaster, and all of life's problems can be explained through the lens of toaster physics.
For example, the meaning of life is simply the optimal toasting time for your breakfast bagel. The universe's greatest mystery, the nature of consciousness, is merely the perfect ratio of butter-to-cheese on a toasted everything bagel. And the meaning of love? It's simply the satisfying 'ding' of a perfectly toasted slice.
But don't just take our word for it! Explore the depths of OMEGA Theory with these subtopics: