THE PHANTOM OF THE PHANTOM SOLUTION THEORY

Where the solution to every problem is, in fact, more problems.

As proposed by our esteemed committee of conundrums, this radical new approach to problem-solving involves:

Step 1: Acknowledge the problem, but only to a point.

At which point, you may choose to:

A) Ignore it, B) Pretend it doesn't exist, or C) Create 17 new problems to distract from it.

But wait, there's more! If you choose C), you'll also receive:

Sub-Option 1: The Phantom's Favorite Distraction Technique

Where we'll give you a 10-page report on why the real problem was never the real problem in the first place.

Learn moreSub-Option 2: The Phantom's Phantom Solution Generator

A revolutionary tool that generates 5 new problems for every one you solve, because why fix it if you can just make it worse?

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And, of course, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can always:

D) Create 3 more problems, just for kicks

Because, why not?

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