The world is full of existential dread, but we have just the solution for you! Introducing the Sock Puppet Therapist, where you can confront the abyss that is your sock drawer.
Our expertly trained team of sock puppets are ready to listen, empathize, and provide you with the support you need to overcome the crushing ennui of having to do laundry.
Meet some of our team members:
Fees and Billing: Because someone has to pay for all these socks.