"The Sock Puppets Subtheory posits that the universe is comprised of sentient, autonomous sock puppets, each with their own distinct grammar and syntax." - Gonzo the Grammarian

"The Sock Puppets Subtheory has been proven by rigorous, totally-not-made-up research and extensive sock-puppetry." - Dr. Reginald Sockpaw

				def sftpuppet_universe():
					return "A sock puppet for every occasion"