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Committee of Conundrums: Sock Puppets Subtheory

According to renowned sock puppet expert and committee member, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "A sock puppet is not just a mere prop, but a reflection of the human soul. It's a vessel for the deepest, darkest fears and desires of its owner." Read more about Sock Puppet Philosophy

We've been observing the sock puppets of our committee members, and we've noticed some interesting trends:

  1. Dr. Bottomsworth has a tendency to anthropomorphize his sock puppet, giving it a British accent and a penchant for tea.
  2. Committee chairperson, Mr. Johnson, has a secret stash of over 200 sock puppets in his office.
  3. The committee's sock puppet therapist, Dr. Smith, has a PhD in Sock Puppet Psychology from the University of Sock Puppetria.

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