Today, we will be discussing the groundbreaking "Socks Theory" presented by Dr. Emily Sockington. This revolutionary idea proposes that a single missing sock is not just a lost sock, but a harbinger of doom for society as a whole.
Dr. Sockington's theory has been met with both excitement and skepticism, but we will be exploring its potential applications in the fields of psychology, sociology, and laundry.
Stay tuned for more updates on this earth-shattering theory!
Last updated: 23:00 hours, 13th of February 2029