DECISION 342
We, the esteemed members of Subcommittee 5, have reached a consensus:
THE PIZZA HUTS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE OFFICE BUILDING.
We arrived at this decision after a rigorous debate, which lasted for precisely 37 seconds.
The reasoning behind this decision is as follows:
1. The Pizzi Hutts are a distraction to productivity.
2. The smell of nacho cheese is overpowering.
3. The constant delivery guys are a menace.
Subcommittee 5 recommends that the Pizzi Huts be relocated to the parking lot, where they can continue to serve their delicious, artery-clogging meals to the employees on their lunch break.
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