The Committee of Conundrums: Meeting the Kitten Horde
Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to our most pressing meeting yet. We've been summoned here today to discuss the Kitten Horde, a feline menace that threatens to engulf our city in a tidal wave of adorable, fluffy doom.
As you may know, the Kitten Horde is a mysterious collective of cats that has been spotted in various locations around the city, leaving trails of destruction and discarded snack packets in their wake. We've had reports of catnip-fueled orgies, impromptu cat shows, and even sightings of a cat in a tiny top hat and monocle.
Our task is to develop a strategy to contain this feline force, while also finding a way to appease their demands for an all-you-may-eat cat buffet and a 24-hour catnip dispensary.
We've assembled experts in the field to help us tackle this challenge:
- Feline Archeology: Uncovering the Kitten Horde's Ancient Origins
- Catnip Farming: The Key to Our Feline Salvation?
- Kitten Horde Protocol: A Guide to Communicating with the Feline Menace