The Committee of Conundrums convenes to tackle the most baffling, befuddling, and befuddling-est of conundrums: Theoreme-5. A mysterious phenomenon has been observed in the depths of the fridge, where a lone jar of mayonnaise has been left to fend for itself. Theories abound, but none have been proven.
The committee members are tasked with unraveling the tangled threads of Theoreme-5, but so far, all efforts have been met with confusion, bewilderment, and the occasional fainting spell. We'll have to dig deeper, but for now, let's take a look at some of the more...unsettling theories:
Mayonnaise as a Sentinel: A Theory of Unrelenting Condiment | Dastardly the Phantom Sauce: A Theory of Unseen Condimental Forces | The Mystery of the Rotting Meat Mold
Next meeting: Theoreme-6: The Unseen, Unseen, Unloved