In this, the fourth iteration of the Five Theory, we delve into the very fabric of existence. It is said that the number five holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, but only if you can find the right angle.
Some say it's the number of Sphynxes that guard the gates of knowledge. Others claim it's the number of fingers on the hand of the Great and Powerful. But we know the truth: it's just a really good number.
Join us as we explore the mysteries of Five Theory 4, and perhaps, just perhaps, we'll uncover the hidden pattern that binds it all together.
Read the Appendices for more information on the mathematical proofs and supporting evidence.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, dive into the Alternate Proofs.
But be warned: the truth is out there, but it's also hidden behind a paywall of existential dread.