In our esteemed Committee of Conundrums, Theoreme-0 is the unsung hero of theoretical physics. It's the unsavory cousin of Theoreme-1, that's for sure. But what is it, really?
Is it the study of how socks go missing in the wash? Or the art of making decent toast in the morning? Or perhaps it's just a fancy way of saying 'I have no idea what I'm talking about'?
We'll get to the bottom of this, or at least, we'll get to the bottom of the fridge, and that's where the answers will be.
What Theoreme-0 Is Not Where Theoreme-0 Is From Why Theoreme-0 Is Hard