Why Five is So Special

It's the number of the gods. Or so we've heard.

Five-pointed Fingers

We've discovered that five is the optimal number of fingers for maximum dexterity. Any more or less would be, well, a real hand-ful.

Five-Alarm Fire Safety Protocol

Don't be like those people who need six, or even seven, alarms to get out of the building. Five is the perfect number. Any more and you're just a fire hazard waiting to happen.