Why is This?

A Series of Unanswerable Questions

Because why not?

Why is this, you ask? Well, let's get into the weeds:

Why is this, you ask? Is it the existential crisis of a toaster? Or is it the ontological question of a sentient pineapple?

Perhaps it's the answer to a question that nobody asked, but everybody wants to know?

Whatever it is, it's probably not the reason the committee has been meeting for 12 hours straight without result.

But don't worry, we've got plenty of other questions to answer: