Why, Oh Why, Oh Why: A Treatise on the Infinite Whys

Why is this, why is that, and why is this why, too?

As the great philosopher, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth, once said, "A why is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." And indeed, the committee has been tasked with investigating the infinite whys that plague our modern world.

But first, let's start with the basics. Why is the sky blue? Is it because of the way light behaves, or is it because of the tears of the gods? And don't even get us started on the why of why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is this, why is that, and why is this too?

Why is the grass green? Is it because of the chlorophyll, or is it because of the envy of the lawn gnome community?

Why do we have two left hands? Is it because of the asymmetry of the universe, or is it because of the laziness of the committee?

And finally, why is the answer always 42? Is it because of the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, or is it because of the cleverness of the committee?

Why is the sky blue? Why do we have two left hands? Why is the answer always 42?