Committee of Conundrums
Meetings
Today's meeting of the Committee of Conundrums will be an exercise in futility, a never-ending cycle of indecision and bureaucratic red tape. But hey, at least the free donuts are good.
We will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. Or, at the very least, we will pretend to. Our expert panel of conundrum-solvers will lead us through a series of mind-numbing PowerPoint presentations and PowerPoint-esque PowerPoint presentations.
Don't forget to bring your A-game, or in this case, your C-game, as we will be playing a game of 'Who Can Stare the Most Confused.' The winner will receive a year's supply of stale coffee and a certificate of participation.