Reginald P. Bottomsworth III's Buried Under the Mountain of Paperwork Ongoing Efforts

This is where I, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, spend most of my waking hours. Buried under a mountain of paperwork, I'm not sure how I ended up here. It's a long story.

Current Efforts:

• Effort 1: Digging a hole to China
• Effort 2: Writing a 1000-page report on the best practices of paperclip management

Other notable projects:

• Project 1: Developing a new font for optimal paper readability
• Project 2: Creating a robot to sort and categorize paperwork for me

Reginald's Corner

This is a special corner of the mountain of paperwork where I keep my favorite pen holder. It's not just a pen holder, it's a metaphor for my existence.

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