Report from the Desk of
Bernice of Bureaucracy, Chair of the Committee of Conundrums
Subject: The Art of Procrastination
Dear valued colleagues,
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have spent a total of 47.5 hours debating the finer points of doing nothing.
After much deliberation, we have come to the following conclusions:
* The optimal way to spend 8 hours a day is to stare at a wall.
* The best way to increase productivity is to take a three-hour break to watch cat videos.
* The most efficient method to resolve conflicts is to have a 4-hour meeting to decide that it's not worth having a meeting.
These groundbreaking findings will be published in our forthcoming book, "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Bureaucratic Excellence."
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums!
Best regards,
Bernice of Bureaucracy, Chair of the Committee of Conundrums
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