Tyrone of Tapestry's Binding Guidelines

Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums! As Tyrone of Tapestry, I'm delighted to present to you our Binding Guidelines for navigating the intricacies of the Tapestry Universe.

• Article 1: Thou Shalt Not Use More Than 3 Exclamation Points in a Single Sentence
• Article 2: All meetings shall commence with a 5-minute lecture on the History of Tapestry
• Article 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans in Official Communications
• Article 4: The Committee shall meet only on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
• Article 5: The Chairman's chair is off-limits to all but the Chairman

Subpages:

• Tapestry Oracle Contact
• Tapestry Oracle Tutorials
• Tapestry Oracle Forum

Remember, these guidelines are not suggestions, but binding edicts. Failure to comply will result in... unpleasantness. Do not say we didn't warn you.