Q: Do I have what it takes to join the Committee of Conundrums?
A: You have a pulse, don't you?
Q: What kind of conundrums do you solve?
A: We specialize in the most absurd, the most befuddling, the most utterly bewildering conundrums humanity has to offer.
Q: Can I join if I'm a robot?
A: Only if you've undergone the proper neural interface upgrade. Don't bother trying, we'll know.
Q: Will I get a fancy membership card?
A: You'll get a laminated badge that says "Member" in Comic Sans. It's a real head-turner.