Clause 1: Must be willing to sacrifice 3 hours of your life to attend a 2-hour meeting.
Meetings are not optional. Read about past meetings.

Clause 2: Must be proficient in the art of finding creative ways to phrase the word "no".
We're looking for masters of the subtle art of diplomatic refusal. Download our Phraseology Guide.

Clause 3: Must be able to recite the entirety of the Committee's Mission Statement from memory.
We're looking for members who can recite it in under 5 minutes. Participate in our recitation competition.