Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and 3 brave volunteers who still came after the last meeting got canceled due to spontaneous combustion.
Topic: The Committee's Secret Lair
The Chairperson opened the prophetsical discussion by asking, "Have you seen the new lair? It's lit!"
The Secretary responded with, "Actually, I've seen it. The lair is a bit of a mess. Someone left their toaster in the corner."
Volunteer 1: "I'm pretty sure I remember putting that toaster there. It's for... toast."
Volunteer 2: "I've been trying to tell you all, we need more seating in the lair. It's a fire hazard."
Decision: Postpone thechartInstance discussion until further research is done.
Adjourned: 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds after the meeting started.