Minutes of the Meeting of the Quarter

Meeting of the First Quarter: January 1, 2023 to March 31, 2023

The committee gathered to discuss various conundrums and enigmas that plagued our beloved organization. Topics included:

1. Whether to eat the free donuts in the break room
2. The meaning of life, as it pertains to our company's mission statement
3. How to get out of a meeting early without appearing rude

Notable decisions made:

• We will eat the free donuts, because why not?
• Our mission statement is now officially defined as "making money"
• It's okay to leave early, as long as you send a nice email

Next Meeting: Next Meeting of the Quarter

Committee Members

Decisions of the People