Minute 126: Our Meeting Was So Boring We Started a Petition to Make Naps Mandatory

Because who needs actual productivity, anyway?

Key Points

• Meeting duration was 3 hours and 14 minutes too long.
• Only 2 of the 12 scheduled agenda items were discussed.
• Someone's cat was more interesting.

It's clear that our meeting had a severe lack of naps. We propose the following solutions:

1. Mandatory 30-minute naps every 2 hours.

2. A 'nap room' for those who can't focus on actual work.

We will not be silenced. We will not be caffeinated. We will nap.

Because, clearly, our meeting was not a complete and utter waste of time.

Next Meeting

Will be the next one we have to attend. Because, apparently, there are no meetings scheduled yet.

• Maybe.
• Who knows?
• Not us, clearly.

Stay vigilant, committee members! We'll let you know when it's time to wake up.