COCONUT: Committee of Conundrums - First Meeting Minutes of Disaster

Meeting called to discuss what went wrong with last week's disaster.

Minutes of Disaster:

• Member John Doe arrived late, citing "traffic" as the reason.
• The coffee machine malfunctioned, spilling coffee everywhere.
• Someone accidentally set the fire alarm when trying to set the fire alarm.
• Discussion of our budget was cut short due to unforeseen circumstances.

Next Meeting: Next Week's Meeting: "We'll Get it Together This Time, Probably"

Chairperson, Mrs. Smith