Minute 3: A Descent into Madness
It started innocently enough. A discussion about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. But things quickly took a turn for the worse.
The chair, once a sturdy and reliable presence in the room, was found to be in a position that was somehow simultaneously askew and askew.
Committee members were at a loss for what to do. Should they rotate the chair 90 degrees to the left? 180 degrees to the right? Or perhaps they should just push it back to its original position and pretend it never happened?
As the debate raged on, the chair seemed to be exerting some sort of strange influence over the room, causing members to become increasingly agitated and irrational.
Key Players in the Drama:
- Chairperson McSporran, who was convinced the chair was a sentient being trying to assert its dominance over the committee
- Dr. Emily Evergreen, who insisted the chair was simply a manifestation of the collective unconscious
- John "The Chair Whisperer" Smith, who claimed he knew exactly what was going on and would just "fix it"