We, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that our purpose is to solve the unsolvable, the unanswerable, and the utterly absurd.
We reject the notion of reason and logic, embracing instead the beauty of chaos and anarchy.
We will not be silenced, we will not be reasoned with, and we will not be bribed.
Our founder, the enigmatic and incomprehensible Mr. B. J. McSnazz, has spoken.
"The only thing that matters is to make a mess, a beautiful mess, of confusion and despair."
"We will not be held back by the constraints of sanity or coherence."
"Our manifesto is a guide, a beacon of hope for the lost and the bewildered."