The Chief Procrastinator, Esq.
Our Chief of Procrastination
Expert in the field of doing nothing, achieving everything.
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The Deputy of Delays
Our Deputy of Delaying
Specializing in slowing down the process.
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The Secretary of Sidetracks
Our Secretary of Sidetracking
Master of diversion and misdirection.
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