Dr. Emmet T. Punctilious
Our esteemed leader of awkward silences, Dr. Punctilious has spent his illustrious career perfecting the art of saying nothing. With a Ph.D. in Inaction, he has written extensively on the subject of doing nothing and has even published a bestselling book on the topic: "The Art of Saying Nothing: A Comprehensive Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing".
Our Lead Scholar of InactionDr. Bletchley McSnazz
Dr. McSnazz is our resident expert in the field of doing things, but doing them poorly. Her research has led to groundbreaking discoveries in the field of half-hearted effort and has been published in several prestigious journals of mediocrity.
Our Scholar of Half-Hearted EffortDr. Wimbly P. Flibber
Dr. Flibber is our go-to expert on the art of making things more complicated. His work in the field of Byzantine bureaucracy has been instrumental in turning simple tasks into Byzantine nightmares.
Our Scholar of Byzantine Bureaucracy