Welcome to our esteemed committee, where the phrase "half-hearted effort" is not just a phrase, but a way of life.
Meet our resident Scholar of Half-Hearted Effort, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. (in Procrastination and Bureaucracy).
Dr. Bottomsworth is an expert in the art of doing the absolute minimum and getting away with it. His dissertation on "The Effects of Slacktivism on Productivity" was a groundbreaking work in the field.
Learn more about Dr. Bottomsworth and his impressive lack of achievements.