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Our Motto is Mootness Defined

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have taken great care to craft a motto that is both profound and utterly meaningless.

Defined by our fearless leader, Bob.
Subject to change without notice, because we can.
Not actually defining, but rather a clever distraction.

Read the fine print for more details.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read the completely-not-at-all-detailed footnote.

And if you're still awake, read the completely-not-actually-defined disclaimer.

Our motto is mootness defined:

It's a thing, but not really.