Welcome to the most underfunded and unambitious subcommittee of our great nation's committee system. Here, we tackle the toughest, most bewildering problems that nobody else dare to touch. Our motto? "Unresolved Enigmas, Unending Frustration, Undefeated Bureaucracy".
We currently have the following subcommittees:
And, of course, our very own:
To stare at these unsolved problems for hours on end, scratching our chins, and wondering where it all went wrong.
Our goal? To make the world a more confusing place, one unsolved enigma at a time.
Secret Society of Unsolved Logic - for the really, really confused.
Stay tuned for more updates... or not.