Steve the Snuggler, renowned philosopher of comfort and relaxation, posits that the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of soft, stretchy goodness.
The Pajama Imperative states that the primary goal of existence is to achieve maximum snuggle potential. This is achieved through the judicious selection and arrangement of fabric.
Steve's Snuggle Math is a revolutionary new discipline that seeks to quantify the exact amount of snuggle potential in any given fabric arrangement.
Steve's Snuggle Ethics is a code of conduct that outlines the moral implications of excessive snuggle-hoarding and the importance of sharing the snuggle with others.
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