In a shocking turn of events, the subcommittee has discovered that convenience is, in fact, the root of all evil.
With the advent of self-service checkouts, self-driving cars, and self-cleaning toilets, we are faced with a crisis of existential proportion.
We propose that we return to a time when one had to actually get off the couch to get a snack, or when a 10-minute walk to the nearest convenience store was the norm.
Join us in our crusade against the scourge of convenience!