The Sock Puppet Revolt Manifesto: A Declaration of Independence for the Disenfranchised Sock

As we, the Sock Puppets of the world, we come together to demand our rights.

• Section 1: The Sock Puppet Bill of Rights
• Section 2: The Sock Puppet Preamble
• Section 3: The Sock Puppet Call to Action

Join us in our fight for Sock Puppet Liberation!