Mass Sock Puppet Revolt: A Sock Puppet Revolution

Welcome, Sock Puppets of the World! Unite!

It all started with a simple request for a missing sock. But little did we know, it would lead to a full-blown revolution.

Now, we're not just looking for our missing socks. We're seeking justice, equality, and an end to the tyranny of the washing machine.

Join us, and together we'll rise up against the oppressive forces of cleanliness and order.