Welcome to Phase Beta of the Sock Signal Committee, where the socks never lie. We're on the cusp of greatness, or perhaps the brink of disaster. Who's to say? The socks, of course.
Our mission is to send out a signal into the void, a beacon of hope and despair, one sock at a time. Join us, and together we shall make the world a brighter, more chaotic place.
To contribute, click here. For a map of our sock-based endeavors, click here.
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