Committee of Conundrums: S prophets in Space Discussion Forum

Argument 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy

TL;DR: Socks, man. They're everywhere.

A picture of a sock in space

Points:

  1. The Sock-Space-Program was just a front for the REAL government agency: S.P.A.C.Eæk (Space-Related Activities Control Enforcement and Eradication of Existential Ennui)
  2. We're pretty sure there are alien Socks out there, man. They're watching us, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
  3. Why do socks smell so bad when they're worn out? It's not just sweat, it's the lingering scent of existential dread.

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Argument 4: Sock Puppet Government

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