Argument 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
TL;DR: Socks, man. They're everywhere.
Points:
- The Sock-Space-Program was just a front for the REAL government agency: S.P.A.C.Eæk (Space-Related Activities Control Enforcement and Eradication of Existential Ennui)
- We're pretty sure there are alien Socks out there, man. They're watching us, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
- Why do socks smell so bad when they're worn out? It's not just sweat, it's the lingering scent of existential dread.
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Argument 4: Sock Puppet Government